Back to work with a…
Published by martyn.jones June 25th, 2007 in MartynWireless issue, due in the main to a web page being changed… but, boy, have essays been written about it!
UNFCCC fiasco, due in the main to a lack of imagination in finding problems before they arise… and there will be many more fiascos to follow; mark my words!
Lot of Switchboard calls not being answered, due in the main to analysts going on email and fax… I trust emails are actually being logged during this period!
New job for BI, due in the main to him being a top bloke and having snogged the blarney… and now we can crack open that whiskey I bought you mate!
New nose for RS, due in the main to not being able to breath properly… hope you can breath better now fella!
Bunch of diffusers hanging under the air con ducts, due in the main to it just being a really crap air con system… unfortunately, not due to the reams of hazard/near miss forms I have in my possession!
Wad of 45 Global Telecoms English language questionnaires to mark, due in the main to me not being able to mark them when I was recuperating… so that’ll be a few more head spinning sessions commencing tomorrow at 13.00 BST!
Great deal more besides…
…bump!
So basically then, what with being in hospital, then in massive amounts of pain, and then having to return to this dump - you’ve had a pretty crappy 2 or so weeks, and nothing much has changed !!
You love it :p
Well, you see, it all started in April 2001 when I returned to this place… And I now understand why it’s called Blighty.
It is not derived from the Hindustani word vilÄyatÄ« (विलायती), meaning “foreign”. It is derived from the browning and death of living tissues, and the extinction of all hope in the general population. What a thoroughly miserable place this is…
Can’t wait for the world cup mind… So we can lose to Australia again!!