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Rico got the drinks in!

I reckon a National Holiday should be created to mark this miraculous turn of events… Sod it! Let’s make two!!

Good Friday sounds… well, a good start! Monday… Hmm, I’ll have to think about that one… Hang on, he comes from Swansea and that’s in the West. But he travels to Bridgend every day… So he gets more East when he comes to work. So that’s it! More East Monday! Perfect!

Ah, but when people come to mark the event of Rico getting the drinks in in years to come, they’ll ask each other, “What are you doing on More East Monday?” and I reckon that’s a bit of a tongue twister. Yeah, More East…? Easter…! Easter Monday it is then.

³ And God said, “Let there be Rico”; and there was Rico. ⁴ And God saw that the Rico was good; and God separated the Rico from the AWG and he got the drinks in for the Wireless and the FSA.

Here endeth today’s lesson. Amen!